Forget scrolling—tonight's the night to actually leave your house. Cat Video Fest kicks off at 4pm (yes, it's a real thing, and yes, you want in), then stick around for the Orcas Island Jazz Festival at 7pm featuring Paradise Jazz Band. If you're still standing after that, there's a play called "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" at 8pm because apparently we don't do boring on Saturdays. Weather's cooperating too—70s and clear skies make for the perfect golden hour stroll before the evening kicks off.