No amount of coffee — or bourbon — is going to get you off this island today. Fifteen ferry alerts mean the Washington State Ferry system is doing its annual "let's see how creative we can get with delays" performance. On the bright side, skip the commute stress and hit the Lion's Club Easter Egg Hunt (10am) or Wolf Hollow Open House instead. Weather's a solid 53 degrees and bone-dry, so golden hour at 7:05pm will actually slap if you need an excuse to stare at the water and contemplate life's choices.